IT'S T-MINUS 3 HOURS UNTIL THEY ARRIVE
You knew they were coming. You said you'd clean all week. Now it's go time - and we're your emergency backup.
Now it's crunch time
The group chat reminders started Monday.
You promised yourself you'd clean a little each day.
But here we are - crunch time.
01
SEND THE SOS
The moment you're ready to admit defeat, just grab your phone. One quick call to our emergency hotline sets everything in motion. We'll confirm our cleanup squad is on the way in minutes.
02
QUICK BRIEF
Give us the vital intel in one quick conversation. Tell us which areas are stressing you out the most and any spots you'd rather we didn't touch.
03
GET BACK TO LIFE
While our ninja squad (in unmarked vehicles, obviously) executes our rapid transformation protocol, you keep doing your thing. Take a moment to breathe and finish planning with ease. No need to hover or supervise - this is what we do best.
04
TAKE THE CREDIT
Walk back into your transformed space and feel that wave of relief wash over you. When your guests inevitably comment on how put-together your place always looks, just smile knowingly. For once, you'll actually be present and enjoying your visitors instead of silently stressing about the dust bunnies under the couch or that pile of mail you usually hide in the microwave.
FROM THE PROCRASTINATORS' HALL OF FAME
"I had three days to clean. I waited two days and 21 hours. PanicClean saved my reputation."Jamie K., Professional 'Tomorrow' Cleaner"Found them after my third time hiding dishes in the oven. Never looked back."Morgan R., Reformed Last-Minute Panic Master"Called them in tears. They showed up like cleaning ninjas. No judgment, just results."Casey L., Deadline Survivor
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REAL TALK
That deadline isn't moving.
Your guests aren't canceling.
And yes, someone always checks the base boards and the bathroom.
But here's the good news:
You're three hours away from having the cleanest place on the block.